I've pretty much settled into work in retail, and have basically gotten everything smoothed out. Now, I just have to save money for a new car that will pass inspection no problem and maybe a laptop...
-E. Bunchastu
The Onion Futures Act (7 U.S.C Chapter 1 § 13-1]) is a United States law banning the trading of futures contracts on onions. It was passed on August 28, 1958, and remains in effect as of 2009.